Vici

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sova
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Mujo in Haso se odločita, da prideta v Slovenijo. Pa študirata kako in kje. In jima pride na misel,da bi preplavala Kolpo.
Tedaj se oglasi Haso
"Mujo neznam da plivam." :smrk:
"Ne brini Haso, znam ja"
In gresta v vodo. Mujo prime Hasota kot utopljenca in ga vleče na drugi breg.
Kar naenkrat sredi reke Haso auu :o in reče
"Mujo činimise da mi je ušla :fish: u dupe."
Mujo:"Ne brini Haso, samo sam sa ja fiksirao :aaa: "
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zmešan
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Kakšna je idealna ženska za ribiča?
Don't drink water,because fish fuck in it.
blisk
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Taka z glistami

:bwahaha: :bwahaha: :bwahaha: :bwahaha:
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zmešan
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:bwahaha: in to kroničnimi :yeah:
Don't drink water,because fish fuck in it.
Daniel R
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V letalu visoko nad Atlantskim oceanom v isti vrst sedijo Američan, Rus in Afganistanec.
Z vozičkom s pijačo do njih pride stevardesa: “Boste kaj spili?”
Američan: “Eno steklenico viskija!”
Rus: “Dve steklenici vodke!”
Afganistanec: “Ne hvala, danes bom še vozil!”
Daniel R
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zmešan
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DE :bwahaha:
Don't drink water,because fish fuck in it.
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sine5
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Longcast rola v pravem pomenu besede

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In rodpod kot prevozno sredstvo :eee:
krapar
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Sine ker avatar maš o_O
se opravičujem za morebitno nejasnost ali slovnične napak!
hvala za razumevanje!
uspešen prijem želim
lp krapar
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